zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

When someone calls you and you don’t want to answer.

sodamnrelatable:

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sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*